Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Very clever UK

A few funny classified ads, which were apparently published in a U.K. newspaper:







FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.


8 years old.


Hateful little bastard.


Bites!






FREE PUPPIES.


1/2 Cocker Spaniel,


1/2 sneaky neighbour’s dog.






FREE PUPPIES.


Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.


Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.






COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.


Also 1 gay bull for sale.






JOINING NUDIST COLONY!


Must sell washer and dryer £100.






WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.


Worn once by mistake.


Call Stephanie.






saving the best til last….






FOR SALE BY OWNER.


Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.


Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.


No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.





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